That is the saddest thing I’ve seen today. I want my pitchfork to look like it does in the D&D player’s handbook. 1d8 damage, 10 lbs., 5 ft. reach, 10 ft. penalty to throw, etc.
Next you’ll tell me that the 10 ft. Pole is really a 3.3 ft. telescoping aluminum piece of shit.
Something was lost when the objects around us in work became impractical in street fights. Not that I like street fights, but there’s no denying that you’d take more seriously the grievances of someone brandishing a pitchfork.